Washington DC.
After the horrible disappointment that was the 2.5 hour delayed train (despite the awesome scenery - now I want to visit Pennsylvania as well) we arrived in DC at 4:30pm, as opposed to 1:45. We took the most ridiculously cheap bus in the world - $1 to potentially go about what would be over half the distance of my journey into Cambridge - and were dropped practically outside the hostel.
Hostel was nice enough, although it had the slowest lift in the world - we were standing there for what seemed like ages as it made it's way back down to the ground floor, and took just as long taking us up to the 3rd floor. After that I vowed to use the stairs at all times except when I had suitcase in hand. So by the time we were sorted, it was time to eat and not much else.
So the difficult task of finding somewhere to eat began. Of course, finding somewhere to eat in a city you've never been to is difficult at the best of times, but when you walk past places which are packed and offer valet parking, with no menu outside, you think "can I afford this?". As a result we quickly decided that any place that offered valet parking was not the place for us.
We walked around for probably about an hour - a rat ran across the pavement in front of us at one point, and we caught our first glimpse of the Capitol building at night.
I really wanted Chinese food at this point, so we headed to Chinatown only to be confronted by a woman who I felt sorely tempted to call a socialist, purely because she was clearly trying to avoid that word - she offered us CDs and posters and magazines that had been created by people in her commune, and as this kind of thing had already happened to us enough in Chicago we pretended not to have any money, at which point the woman offered to follow Marie to an ATM so she could give her some money. We told her we'd come back later and made sure we didn't go anywhere near there again. It was ironic as we both observed that in England people would rarely approach us, and yet in America we seemed to be the most approachable people.
Just along from the crazy woman we saw Nandos. Suddenly all the wandering for food had been worth it. Oh Nandos. It was like being back in England - except the food was bigger, leaving me unable to eat all of it despite the fact that my last proper meal had been over a day ago. We left happy and barely able to walk.
We arrived back at the hostel - I couldn't be bothered to wait for the lift, despite my barely being able to walk due to Nandos, left Marie, and took the stairs. I got up to our floor, and there was a woman waiting by the pay phone. She was blind, and seemed a little strange, she asked me what the time was, I gave it to her and then carried on walking towards our room, even though I thought I heard her asking me to stay and talk to her. A few minutes later, having expected Marie to have got the lift by this time, I thought I heard her voice out in the hall. Being fairly aware that the woman was still out there, I left it. After about 15 minutes I thought I heard Marie's voice again, and so I texted her asking her where she was. A couple of minutes later she knocked on the door.
It turned out the woman had also asked her the time when she'd got out of the lift, and Marie had stayed and talked to her as she requested. Except, the woman was homeless and apparently quite clearly mentally ill, as she said that "they" had taken her friend, and she'd been put here, and every night people came and attacked her. The hostel people apparently wouldn't help her - Marie told her we were leaving for New York soon, and she asked her to get someone to come and help her as though the whole of DC was in on some kind of conspiracy. We spent the rest of our stay trying to avoid any further conversations with her - trying to listen out for her before we went to the bathroom. Maybe it was unnecessary.
The next morning we left around 10, walked down to the White House, past the Treasury Building, round the back, past the Dwight Eisenhower Building (can't remember what it was for) and then round to the front of the White House. I noticed that the flowers in the pots on the side of the road were all red, white and blue - this I thought, was taking it a bit too far. There were lots of people taking photos, and we noticed some girls who were probably about 10 or 11 wearing McCain-Palin 08 t-shirts. Um. Bit late, don't you think? Besides, the political wishes of children are slightly disturbing. Those kids probably have no idea the sort of horrifying impact Sarah Palin would've had on America if they had won.

We walked down to the Washington Monument, only to find out that they have a stupid ticketing policy which involves them selling tickets from 8am until they're sold out, so even though we arrived there mid-morning, they were already sold out = no going up the Washington Monument, making it suck even more that we only had a day there.
After that we walked down to the long line of Smithsonian Museums and went into the Natural History Museum. It was clearly the wrong day for this, as the road outside was filled with yellow school buses, and inside was filled with small children. However, we braved it for a while and wandered about. They had a crystal/mineral section, which had one bit with expensive pretty jewellery once owned by royalty & other rich people. There was one pretentious family who repulsed me as the father got his (very spoilt looking) daughter to pose with the biggest fake smile in front of various diamond necklaces.

It got to the point where I couldn't take any more of small American children, so we went into the National Gallery which was nice, big and empty with leather doors :S - had a fairly short wander around there, just finding the sections we actually wanted to look at - me - Renaissance, Marie - 18th/19th C European. I was sad to find that they had a distinct lack of Edvard Munch. Then I realised the reason for this was probably because most of his work is in Oslo.
When looking at the map the day before I'd seen that there was an International Spy Museum which wasn't too far from other places we were visiting, and so we both agreed that this was something we had to see. They had a cafe there as well, so we sat and ate lunch before going into the museum. I got a hot dog, which much to my disappointment (apparently it did say on the menu, but I hadn't noticed) was a Frankfurter as opposed to an actual sausage. I was missing English food by this point, and could've done with a hot dog more similar to the one I'd had at Latitude this year.
Instead I got a tiny hot dog which was covered in something which was meant to be English Cheddar, but had more resemblance to Red Leicester... and not even nice Red Leicester, as well as too much raw onion and funny bacon bits which were actually quite nice. Marie got chicken goujons, one of which was raw - something we should've complained about/sued for in true American fashion, but didn't - instead we left with Marie panicking about getting food poisoning. We walked through to the museum entrance and saw that it was going to cost $18. After the raw chicken there was no way we were going to pay that, so we left and went to the Smithsonian Museum of American Art instead.

This was the first time (in my memory) that I'd seen any of David Hockney's work in real life, so it was quite exciting - even if there were only two pieces. One of them was truly amazing though - it was this whole room, where he'd set up panels of paintings so it looked kind of like a landscape (you really have to see it...) - this is how the Smithsonian describes it:
"The artist painted the two attached canvases and floor piece to look like a tiny, tangled world blown up to a preposterous size. Three-dimensional and painted patterns and shapes suggest enchanted forests and streams. These appear to advance and recede with the changing colors provided by a nine-minute computer program, and the viewer follows these shifts as he would the episodes of a stage play."
It was pretty amazing just to sit there and watch how it changed with each change in the lights.
By the time we got out of there, the sun was beginning to set, so we got some coffee and then headed over to the Capitol. It was fenced off, and there was building work going on on the steps - the signs on the fence said they were making preparations for the 2009 inauguration ^.^
We must've stayed there for almost an hour, and I probably took as many photos of the Capitol as I did from Sears Tower. It was verging on ridiculous. But then I turned around, and the Washington Monument had become a silhouette, and the 'Reflecting Pool' over the road mirrored it, and all the street lights - it was so pretty *lots more photo taking*. At that point I was sure my camera battery was going to run out before the end of the day, and annoyingly I was right.
I really wanted to go to the Jefferson Memorial - but by the time we'd left the Capitol it was dark, and after walking all the way down 14th St to the Interstate, we realised that the map we had was crap because it didn't show that there wasn't a path for us to get to it that way. So instead we walked all the way down 15th, and looked at it from across the lake, as by that point it was too much further to walk to.
Instead, we went to the WW2 memorial (below) - each of the stone pillars around the fountains had the name of a state on. This was the last photo I managed to get before my camera cut out for good. We kept walking, and reached the Lincoln Memorial. As we walked up I could see these huge white boards by the front of the (yet another) 'Reflecting Pool' - I wondered if there was more building work going on. Then, as we came round in front of them I could see that they were for Obama. Filled with messages congratulating him on winning, and wishing him good luck. Honestly, seeing that was just as good as seeing him win. I felt genuinely moved reading some of the messages, realising (although not for the first time) how many people he'd touched with his messages of hope and change. It was such a fitting place for them to be as well, right in front of Abraham Lincoln, sitting in his giant chair.
I was tired and hungry, but we still had to walk further, past some of George Washington Uni, the sorority buildings and the Kappa Kappa Deltas or whatever the fuck they were. We caught the bus back to Chinatown and went straight back to Nandos. Nom.
We returned to the hostel and prepared for our journey to NYC the next morning. Sleeeeep.